On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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