In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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