What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
