I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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