she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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