i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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