Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The Olympian is in my bed
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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