good thing vaginas are great cup holders
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
