just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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