When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
