i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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