it wasn't lemon gatorade
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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