can we get nightvision for the apartment?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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