Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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