I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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