can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
