Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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