I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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