epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize