My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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