i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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