Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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