I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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