so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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