What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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