I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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