Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
