i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Cover your peen. We're going out.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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