David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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