it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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