wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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