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Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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