you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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