I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Randomize
