Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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