Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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