sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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