Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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