Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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