the new term for farting is butt boxing.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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