Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
