I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
