he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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