everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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