Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
