So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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