I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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