How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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