either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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