Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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