Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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