I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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